Zeus Is Dead

After, relatively speaking and with modest human reasoning, long time spent on this Earth, the most of what I have learned about people, is that they follow their passion to the end. No matter what. It's like it is written in our DNA and cannot be altered. Not even a millimeter or less. For instance, I remember one small conversation with one of my friends, or acquaintances, to use more accurate business vocabulary, about decade ago while we shared one business trip. It was a long drive with just two of us that couldn't sustain business talk all the way and eventually it curved into other topics like usual and unavoidable political, religious and philosophic subjects, and in this case between two differently wired minds. I can't really remember the entire stream of discussion but it all started with me, when, by following my own passion, I tried to use all of my oral skills to describe how I see the future of democracy. After awhile, when I finished with 'all of the political wisdom', all what I've got in return, without much consideration, was "Meh, if you ask me, the only political system that could work is theocracy. Everything else is bogus and temporary."


For a brief moment, I considered how would that be like. Surely with this mortal world we are living in and god presented only in the book, spirit and stories, it is not really possible. It would require the actual deity to be around in real physical form and be recognized as the ultimate king or emperor without any doubts. Then, he or she or it or them or whatever would appoint the most valuable worshipers in his or hers or its or theirs or whatever priestly order for presidents, popes, ministries, secretaries and other governmental stuff. In all countries. So, after short consideration, it was my turn to say "Meh". So I did. I pretty much didn't say anything else on the topic so the conversation about worldwide politics (and religion) died out pretty soon after. In situations like this it is always best to find the mutual ground so we got back into business talk again and discussed more how to write some software in order to get more money from some new clients. He had some ideas of how to get more of them (clients and money) from political institutions, ministry offices and local municipalities. He said they like to buy things they rarely use and they have lots of money. He got a point there. I didn't object.

Hmm, ok, that was a little bit long introduction to the post story that was intended to be just, sort of, a book review, but, it was somewhat related to the subject and I thought it would be appropriate opening for the rest of the text. Anyhow, what I said so far was indeed based on real events for sure and real people for that matter, including me, but I might of stretched several conversations into just one road trip event and it probably look more to the fictitious chat of the sort. So to speak. Well, sometimes and nevertheless, the thin line between fiction and nonfiction is not really visible at once but in the case of Michael G. Munz's amazing novel called 'Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure' one would say it is all about fiction and laugh out loud (LOL) moments. And yes, it is all about fictitious theocracy within nowadays modern world, created by Olympian gods when they returned from their withdrawal after more than two thousand years with all of their entourage and got back to the active and mutual life with mortals and worshippers. Which means us on the ground. And they returned with a twist.


But, before I continue with the actual glimpse to the book itself, I think I need to write a word of two about the photo I embedded above, which might be interesting to read. This is in fact the mount of Olympus. The most famous mountain in the entire world. The mighty one. It is not the highest of them all - just slightly lower than 3K meters and not even the highest in the entire Balkans, but it was the one chosen by gods to built their own abode, during their first episode in ancient times. Sitting just next to Aegean Sea, it is the first sight you see when you travel from Thessaloniki to Athens in nowadays Greece. I took this image in 2010, from the beach in the sea resort of Leptokarya, described by Wikipedia as "the former seat of East Olympos municipality, which is part of the municipality of Dio-Olympos", whatever that means. During my countless visits of northern Greece in past several decades, and all of them during summer holidays, believe it or not, all of my Olympus photographs ended with similar heavy stream of clouds above mountain peaks. It is like the Olympus is always hidden by clouds by some weird meteorological reasons. Well, that was not entirely true as I have seen the Olympus naked in the occasion or two, but still it was not often. It's like Olympus is attracting the clouds and capturing them to stay and hide it's peaks. At least almost every time I was traveling the area or visiting the region.

To be completely honest, once I have even visited Olympus myself, when I was about 10 years old or little older, during our vacation in the region with my parents in eighties of the previous century. There was a dirt road ending very near to one of its peaks, where we visited one of the rare taverns that can really print on its portfolio that was built on the top of gods' heavenly entrances. For some fairly strange reasons, Coca Cola and gyros on the tavern's terrace felt really tasty, just as the pure and clean water from the water stream just next to it. Unfortunately and despite of all of my efforts, I couldn't see or find anything divine or out of worldly items or even a glowing shiny rock. There were no gods whatsoever. Or naked muses. Or beasts with snakes instead of hair. Or horses with wings. Or mighty heroes. Nothing. Well, I was only 10 years old. What did I know.. Maybe that pair of hawks we saw flying around the highest rock across the tavern and screeching in high tones were actually Apollo and Artemis arguing about something.

On the other end, it might be that I visited Olympus during gods' withdrawal. Way too early...


In the meantime I learned a great deal about divine and what is the most interesting about old Greek gods, compared to all of the modern religions of today is that their godhood was not that estranged from their creation like it is now the case with all of those Jerusalem monotheistic beliefs. Greek gods loved to mingle with mortals. And by mingle, you know what I mean, which is especially true with Zeus (probably Dionysis too). In fact, within the opening chapters of the novel, Apollo defined it best when he said that "Gods are just like mortals, only ... better." And that means with everything that we can use to describe ordinary people, including conspiracies, hatred, intelligence, stupidity, love, sex, affairs, ... It's like the Greek gods possess everything good and bad we mortals experience on daily bases, only theirs is enhanced and powered off the charts. And of course, they could change appearances into hawks.. and to do other magical stuff.

So, by establishing that we can safely say that all the gods in the "Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure" are more than just divine creatures. They are active characters in the story and along with amazing Michael's narrative, that is playing with the reader on numerous occasions are something that gives this book, at least for me, the originality I have never experienced before. The humor is everywhere, especially in the narrative, that on many points require fair amount of reader's geekery and knowledge of ancient mythology. Further lol moments come from the characters directly, either the mortal or divine, especially Leif and Thalia but not only them - I found myself in numerous chuckles between loud laughters even in dialogues and actions of the mighty gods who reminded me of the old and good english humor in Monty Python series. It was really good read and I recommend it warmly. If I had to cut just one star out of five for this book (which I didn't), it could be because of the god-icecream and god-tree - it was little too much and perhaps not that necessary for the story but on the other end, the moment when Jerry (the talking tree, before Zeus turn it into god) met the chainsaw was one of those hilarious moments that gave me true entertainment, just like I wanted in the first place when I clicked on the purchase button, secretly hoping for a genuine fun I was looking for after numerous 'serious' thrillers and dystopian novels I read in previous months. It was refreshing and I will definitely browse for more and the first stop would definitely be Michael G. Munz's website. For the upcoming sequel.

Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure
http://michaelgmunz.com/books/zeus/